Would you rather:

Sugnar · #1 January 08, 2010, 12:52:16 pm

I'm bored at work and these forums need a new game. So, you answer the would you rather above you, and post your own. Explanations are optional.

Would you rather be blind or deaf?

Peach · #2 January 08, 2010, 1:14:12 pm

Deaf. This handicap is more accomodated (sign language, close captioning, etc.)

Would you rather your significant other be able to read your mind when they see you or read your e-mails/texts/instant messages

Sugnar · #3 January 08, 2010, 1:42:49 pm

Read my mind. It's mostly about sex.

Would you rather live in China or North Korea.

Peach · #4 January 08, 2010, 1:49:04 pm

China. I just despise N. Korea a little more.

If you were captured be a terrorist organization, would you rather live or die?

Sugnar · #5 January 08, 2010, 2:10:28 pm

Live....? Isn't the answer always live?

Would you rather have diarrhea for a month or eat only carrots for a month?

Peach · #6 January 08, 2010, 2:24:22 pm

Diarrhea. Carrots will turn you orange...and possibly also give you diarrhea. At least with diarrhea I wouldn't be orange.

Would you rather be able to go invisible or be able to fly (without an airplane).

Sugnar · #7 January 08, 2010, 2:44:20 pm

Invisible. If I want to fly I'd.... get a plane! Although being invisible I'd probably hear and see a lot of things I don't want to =(

Would you rather be 4 feet tall or 8 feet tall.

Peach · #8 January 08, 2010, 2:52:48 pm

4 feet tall. Step ladders and platform shoes can help with that. There isn't really anything to help you be shorter without involving mass amounts of pain.

Would you rather be rich and ugly or attractive and poor?

Drayke · #9 January 08, 2010, 2:59:46 pm

Rich and Ugly. Easy. Plastic surgery can be bought. Not tough.

(Also, about the being dead or alive thing, I'd have chosen Dead)

Orange or Grape soda?

Peach · #10 January 08, 2010, 3:01:19 pm

Orange. Hate fake grape taste and orange is my favorite color anyway. (I would have said dead also)

Would you rather have only one arm or only one leg.

Drayke · #11 January 08, 2010, 3:04:20 pm

One leg. It'd be considerably harder to play videogames with one arm. The leg needs to do less then the arm does, (Toes vs fingers) and prosthesis for the legs is getting better and better.

Cash or Credit?

Sugnar · #12 January 08, 2010, 3:04:44 pm

One arm. Even though I do have 3 legs...

(No chance of rescue from the terrorists? Fools.)

Would you rather have the werewolf hair disease or be albino.

EDIT

BLAST!

Credit. It's easily trackable.

Would you rather have the werewolf hair disease or be albino.

Drayke · #13 January 08, 2010, 3:07:06 pm

Man oh man I'd rather be Albino. Chicks dig it! (No idea but it's funny to me)

It's funny that your reason for picking credit, is my reason for picking cash :P

Edit: (Rescue? Neg. Not for peeps like Peach and I at least :P)

In talking to aquaintances, Voice or Text?

Peach · #14 January 08, 2010, 3:07:23 pm

Albino. I'm a girl, so make-up and hair dye and go a long way with less effort.

Summer or Winter
Beat me to it

Text. I'm not much of a phone person

Summer or Winter

Sugnar · #15 January 08, 2010, 3:10:56 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drayke

Man oh man I'd rather be Albino. Chicks dig it! (No idea but it's funny to me)

It's funny that your reason for picking credit, is my reason for picking cash :P

In talking to aquaintances, Voice or Text?

Depends on what your purchasing

It's alot easier to dispute a charge and get your money back if your backed by someone like AMEX.

Acquaintances would def rather be by voice.

*EDIT*

Winter can always put more clothes on.

Would you rather be stuck on an island with Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt?

Peach · #16 January 08, 2010, 3:11:50 pm

Brad Pitt. Not so much of a psycho.

No beer for a month or no driving for a month?

Drayke · #17 January 08, 2010, 3:12:42 pm

Pitt seems like more of a useful human being. I don't think Cruise could fend for himself. Short of cannibalism, I can't imagine a use for him. Pitt could prolly forage for food. Maybe build some stuff.

Edit Damn!

Much rather no beer for a month. No driving would be a PAIN!

Gmail or YahooMail?

Sugnar · #18 January 08, 2010, 3:13:06 pm

No driving. Someone else can drive me while I'm drunk.

Gmail all the way.

Would you rather be shot or stabbed.

Drayke · #19 January 08, 2010, 3:16:14 pm

Depending on the caliber of bullet and location of injury (vs the size of the object and the location of the stab) likely stabbed.

(Unless it's like a .223 rifle round in a location that wouldn't damage any organs. Shit would pass right the hell through, and likely through the next 4 things it comes in contact with lol)

Ubuntu or Fedora?

Sugnar · #20 January 08, 2010, 3:20:40 pm

Eh... Ubuntu. Although I've never used either.......

Would you rather be a professional athlete with ED or Ron Jeremy.

Peach · #21 January 08, 2010, 3:24:52 pm

Ron Jeremy. No use for sports. Besides, a lot of professional athletes that are in trouble got in trouble for what Ron Jeremy does for a living.

McDonalds or Burger King

Sugnar · #22 January 08, 2010, 3:33:24 pm

McDonalds. Because the chicken sandwich is better. Although the old ones are better than the new ones =(

Would you rather watch HDTV or 3DTV

Peach · #23 January 08, 2010, 3:48:43 pm

I'ma say 3DTV since it's supposed to be an improvement, but I can't formally answer that until I have see it.

If you won the lottery, would you take the reduced lump sum or installation payments

Laz · #24 January 08, 2010, 3:51:54 pm

HDTV due to all the headaches and eye strain problems with 3dtv afaik.

(installation payments, less taxes and you're pretty much set for life on that budget-- plus all the big stuff you might buy with lump sum can be financed)

Would you rather be in a jail cell with Shaq or Al Capone?

Sugnar · #25 January 08, 2010, 4:07:55 pm

Shaq. Al Capone has way more connections and therefore dangerous. Shaq is a cop IRL (no joke) so maybe he can work a deal for both of us.

Who would you rather be real: Bender or Quagmire?